Speaking of Gretel..

January 12, 2008

Crazypants the Spitting Designer bottomed out in Episode 6 with her “What if Gretel, from the Fairy Tale, got together with a Hershey’s chocolate bar…and they…channeled…Barbarella…and together they…they threw up an ugly dress” dress.

Now, I’m sort of ashamed to say that I kinda get it. I mean, if you squint your eyes and enter the mind of a woman who’s suffered severe head trauma (hey, she admitted this, how can I not mention it), it’s basically an interpretation of a chocolate cupcake with pink sprinkles in a foil holder.

You know, except with long legs sticking out from under it.

So yeah.  It was time for Elisa to go.  And it’s not like we didn’t see it coming.  Her designs were all over the map. Some were fabulous, but she was completely unpredictable. Not Santino unpredictable, just, “What do you mean you’re spitting on the dress” unpredictable.

The world needs more creative spirits. But I’m not sure that Project Runway is the best place for them to land.


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